Theo/Teddy_is_a_nerd

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
jcams88
jcams88

Ok so everyone knows that I stan David and Patrick adopting a dog and that dog being Redmond… but the discord brought up another point.

David gets a hairless cat. Patrick hates it and thinks it looks like a raw chicken. It HATES Patrick. David dresses it in tiny black and white sweaters. He teaches it to perch on his shoulder and they both glare at the customers. Ronnie loves this cat because she also hates Patrick. She comes into the store so they can glare at Patrick together. As much as he hates this thing, Patrick knows David loves it so he puts up with it. It gets easier to avoid it when they get an actual house.

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I can hear this cat complaining that a child with sticky fingers is messing up the body milk display.

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This cat thinks surprise parties are tacky (shout out to @wild-aloof-rebel for this one)

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This cat just told me my shoes are INCORRECT.

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THIS ONE IS WEARING A SWEATER WITH WINGS COME ON

In conclusion, a hairless cat is the perfect pet for David fight me. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

teddyisanerd333

I love hairless cats

pissflavoredjuulpod
pissflavoredjuulpod

trans richie headcanons

~eddie checks on richies binding everyday during their lunch period bc richie can only afford ace bandage binding

~the only 2 who’ve known from the start are eddie and bev

~richie puts on the “womanizer” persona because it is the only masculinity he knows. the dirty jokes and the shitty humor is what makes him feel the least dysphoric and it hurts him to know that it hurts those around him 

~the first to find out besides them is stan. one day he rides to the quarry because he’s certain he has left his copy of slaughterhouse five there and he sees eddie and richie splashing around in the water and richie has no shirt or binding on. stan rides away and in the next few days goes to the library to research but since derry is a conservative town the are no resources. he goes to bev but all she says is “he will tell you in time”

~bev buys richie tampons in exchange for a weekly lunch date with him and eddie to get all the dirt on the boys that she doesnt know 

~when he finally works up the nerve to come out (Which is a big fucking deal in the 1980s.. like thats scary as fuck) he is stuttering his ass off and bill puts his hand on the small of richie’s back and goes “s-s-stop stuttering, t-thats my job, t-tozier.” and richie gives him a watery smile and bill has never seen a man look that vulnerable in his whole life 

~his mom misgenders him constantly and deadnames him all the time and it gets to the point where eddie loses his shit and freaks the fuck out and helps richie pack his stuff. it took hours of work but mrs. kaspbrak finally allowed richie to move in “temporarily” 

~all the boys check up on him from time to time and its usually a little awkward. he often gets the “sooo..how are you? hows your…uh? uuuh?” and he’ll just nudge them away or laugh casually. it makes him feel itchy and uncomfortable but he knows they mean well

~when all the boys start going through voice drops and shit richie’s dysphoria kind of spirals out of control and he cries A Lot and eddie has no idea what to do because richie gets sad to the point where he never really wants to leave his bed so bill pays his speech coach double to teach richie how to lower his tone to the best of his ability 

~richie convinces the school board to let him run mens track and he goes on to be a record holder for the school in the 100m 

~sometimes when he’s feeling really down stan will take him to his ballet studio and will dance  a duet with him and stan will take the feminine lead where richie takes the masculine lead (thanks for the ballet dancer hc @ eli) 

teddyisanerd333

I love this headcannon

bowie-boy
bowie-boy

Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse being a trans metaphor

  • “It’s just puberty! I’m just a normal kid!”
  • Peter: I thought I was the only one, but you’re like me.
  • Miles: I don’t wanna be.
  • Peter: I don’t think you have a choice, kiddo.
  • Secret identitiesssssssss
  • Miles after realizing he’s like Spider-Man: Dad...do you really hate Spider-Man?
  • Miles’s dad: Well, yeah.
  • Miles: *immediate sadness and worry*
  • “I was a lot flatter before I warped.”
  • “I know how hard this is. Having to figure this stuff out on your own. It’s kind of nice not being the only Spider-person around.”
  • Miles’s struggle to find an outfit that fits (this could represent either the figurative struggle of trying to find a label that fits or the literal struggle of finding clothes that fit lol)
  • Every Spider-person being at a different level of comfort with themselves and Miles spending the movie learning to accept and understand himself
  • “And I’m not the only one. Not by a long shot.”

In conclusion? Every single Spider-person is trans and we need more content on this site.

teddyisanerd333

I never realized this

Trans ftm trans trans peter parker